Friday, June 13, 2014

Do you wanna have a game night?

The idea for this song popped into my head the other day, it's been stuck in my head ever since, and I just had to write it down somewhere.
If I had any singing or video-editing talent, I might even do something on youtube with it.
If you don't know what this is a parody of, congratulations for avoiding pop culture.
Feel free to share as long as you attribute it to me :)

And no, it's not directed specifically at my gaming group, no matter how much it resembles reality...


Do you wanna have a game night?
A song parody by OssianGrr

Do you wanna have a game night?
Whatever should we play?
I'll set up Lords of Waterdeep,
or BSG,
Formula Dé...

We used to do this weekly,
But now we don't.
You don't have to tell me why.

Do you wanna have a game night?
(It doesn't have to be this weekend...)

[Zero new messages in your inbox]

...OK, Bye....

[Later...]

Do you wanna have a game night?
I just bought a brand new game.
While I could sit home all alone,
and play Hearthstone,
It's just not the same.
["Greetings, friend." "I will crush you!"]

I'll just unwrap the plastic
And read the rules,
And pop out the cardboard guys...
[Pop pop pop pop]

[Cut to montage of graduations, weddings, babies, moving, other grown-up real-life stuff]

[Later...]

Come on, I know you're out there.
You haven't unsubscribed.

Quorum's only 2 or 3.
(Well, ideally, it's 4 or 5.)

The gaming group is shrinking,
It's just you and me.
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna have a game night?